Middle Age Spread

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We’re updating the look and feel of the site to reflect some of the changes in our life now that we’ve retired from our Corporate life jobs, relocated to the South, and rewired our outlook to working online, making a new social life, and exploring our new home. We’ll be messing around with [...]

This was posted in the humor section of a forum I visit frequently so I’m not sure who to attribute it to correctly, but the sentiment is perfect !
I want to live my next life backwards. You start out dead and get that out of the way. Then you wake up in an old age [...]